Make Grown Men Cry with the Umarex HK MP5

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Make Grown Men Cry with the Umarex HK MP5
While today's airsoft rifles are mostly OK, nothing measures up to the absolute ultra-coolery of the Umarex HK MP5. Visualize a cigar-smoking grizzly driving down the highway on a Harley while swiping zombies with a chainsaw; that's just half of how awesome this airsoft rifle is. With functionality, aesthetics, and ultra-coolery in mind, Heckler & Koch designed the real HK MP5. The Umarex HK MP5 is perfect for the rough and rugged man who go through unforgiving terrain, chomps on rocks for snacks, and don't have a clue what conditioners are used for.



With the Umarex HK MP5, you'd be kicking so much gluteus maximus we'd have to import more from other countries to meet the demand. The beef jerky-eating male population's impulses to satisfy the desire to strafe are best characterized by the awesome features of this airsoft rifle. All that pure testosterone and absoluteness manliness are massed into that 28-inch body. With Umarex's faithful reproduction of the true H&K Maschinenpistole, it did great service to the marked heritage and the revered reputation of the real submachine gun. A very important piece of advice: if you see the Umarex HK MP5 at your favorite fun shop, don't head home with it.

Time to make big, burly men squeal and call out their mama. With a devastating suppressive firepower rate of 350 fps, make the big boys pull back and cower. With its deadly precision, you can easily hit a man positioned at 20 yards between the eyes. And to make things more awesome, this rifle also has a navy grip, metal receivers, retractable stock, and faux suppressor.

The Umarex HK MP5 is best anthropomorphized as having the gentlemanly elegance of James Bond and the primal and tough manliness of Rambo. His default facial expression is nothing less than a no-nonsense grimace while grunting and all set at introducing the business end of his shoe to your rear. People will refer to him with his one-syllabled name with no misplaced, fancy consonants and gratuitous vowels. And for a more impressionable effect, he eats beef jerky with his tuxedo on.

Dominate CQB Incursions with Umarex HK MP5

For close quarter incursions, the Umarex HK MP5's compact size offers a great edge. With this submachine gun in one hand and heavy gear in tow on the other, you can fire it and still hit the target effortlessly. The Umarex HK MP5's overwhelming firepower and deadly precision is ideal for fast-moving encounters in closed-door, tight-spaced scenarios. For a more effortless movement through the airsoft course, you can retract its backside stock for a more compact look.

Your eyes still glued on this? Good! Now wipe off the drool off your face and get some serious, forceful firepower. Get your backside-kicking Umarex HK MP5 on Amazon.com or VIP Airsoft.